Welcome to the Bush League

16th pick folks

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 00:59:58 -0500

I think its bush league that so many people have a ton of followers on here and all they do is post the same pictures that everyone else has. Does anyone else find it weird that its just the same pictures constantly recirculating, oh well. I’m gunna keep making my picks and talking about what pisses me off.

btw if you wanna laugh, watch the episode of hoarders with Carolyn. Her and her gas bubbles HAHAHAHAHAH

Welcome to the Bush League unoriginal bloggers (this isnt about you Pinto Bean)

15th pick: todays pick is snow melting and making everything...

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 01:02:29 -0500

15th pick: todays pick is snow melting and making everything cold. I mean, yeah its dumb to say, but c’mon God, whys that junk be warm. And why does it always get in your butt crack and in your shirt? I could be a bubble boy and it would still slither down all the bad spots. THANKS GOD FOR MAKING SNOW COLD>

Welcome to the Bush League cold snow

hey thanks for following(:

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:29:13 -0500

no prob

Been a while, but here's the 14th pick

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:12:11 -0500

My 14th pick for this roster is that the crappy Wii games mom bought in the “nobody plays these so they’re $15” section in Wal-Mart brought more money at gamestop than Gears of War 2. Here’s a run down of the Bush Leagery.

Wii:
Cabela’s Big Game Hunter 2010 - $10.60
Big Brain Academy (<- who the hell plays that?) - $10.60
Arcade Zone (<- crappy section of wal-mart) - $10.60
We Love Golf - $3.20
Hooked Again - $9.50
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Grand Total = $44.50

Xbox 360:
Gears of War 2 (<- one of the best games of all time) - $2.40
Rock Band - $0.80 (80 cents, really?)
Pure - $0.80
CoD World at War - $6.40
Cabelas Big Game Hunter - $8.40
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Grand Total = $18.8

Thats is bull crap. All those Wii games were awful and were played like twice.

Welcome to the Bush League Gamestop

Marjorie is the most amazing person ever. That is all.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 20:05:08 -0500

Marjorie is the most amazing person ever. That is all.

13th pick.

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:45:55 -0400

Ok I apologize for my hella laziness and not posting in forever but hurrr we go.

My 13th pick is being soreeee. I decided to try out for the basketball team this year. After not running in forever, or dribbling, or passing, or shooting. Im pretty rusty. But my legs feel like they’re useless. Tomorrow is going to be garbage with my garbage legs. But if I make the team (if I do I’ll be super surprised) there will be alot more leg garbageness, so we’ll see how it goes.

Welcome to the Bush League bogus legs

I dozen picks!

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:54:00 -0400

Todays pick would have to be I stepped in cat throw up.

I don’t enjoy in the least bit stepping in the land mines that my cats love to leave. It suck royally to be walking along all find and dandy, totally oblivious to the dangers ahead, pounding your feet into the hard wood then BAM! planting all five little piggies into mushy, warm, kitten kaboodle. It was in the kitchen so in a fraction of a second I had to look at what I stepped in prior to me putting my foot down and smushing the yak even further into my pores. As soon I know it’s throw up I have to hobble on down the hall so I can wash it off. I think I’m going to start throwing up on the beach and covering it in a thin layer of sand and watch some poor, helpless, soul step right into my trap. HAHAHAAH

But welcome to the Bush League Kelso/Kilo/Diddy/ Tinker Bell. One of you didn’t clean up a mess.

Wanna know something?

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 18:53:03 -0400

I am awful about keeping up with this bad boy, yall need to remind me

!!th pick

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:36:24 -0400

Being tired, thats bush league right there. 3rd block I was pretty set on just falling over and dying. I’m 100% to blame but still. If i wanted to get a good nights sleep I’d have to be in bed at like 7. Which was also my kindergarten bed time if that tells you anything. Im insanely tired at the moment so thats why this one sucks but I dont care because being tired is bush league and thats what this blog is about so I’m going to remedy that and go to sleep.

Welcome to the Bush League lack of sleep. You’re team captain as of now.

Numero Diaz

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 22:12:00 -0400

This isn’t ESPN deportes so I don’t know why I aint talkin Amerkan

But anyways my tenth pick is long car rides. Scoot the states closer together or something. Or at least make the speed limit like 100, cause going 70 on a straight flat rode where all I pass is a semi every 10 minutes qualifies for something a little faster in my book. At least if you’re going 100 you’ll die on impact and wont end up as a vegetable. The funny thing is watching people stay behind semis. Granted Honda Odysseys aren’t a Ferrari’s by any means but surely you can go faster than something towing 80,000 pounds. And I love my dad but “90’s grunge” isn’t something I want to listen to for 11 hours on satellite radio. Nirvana and Pearl Jam aren’t my cup of tea for that long. Even the station has a gay name, “Lithium” ooooo aren’t you edgy!

But welcome to the Bush League long car rides and all the mediocrity that goes along with it.

Sorry

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 14:08:37 -0400

Vacation has put me behind, but there will be a new one tonight. Sorry for being bush league myself.

The same number as snooze length

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 23:48:24 -0400

My 9th pick is my laptop battery life being just long enough to accomplish nothing.

Oh it tells me i have 75% (2 hours and 55 minutes) left but thats computer talk for “you have about 30 minutes to get to get it plugged in, the almost 3 hours is if you didn’t touch it”. Whoever is coming up with that estimate has no idea of what they are talking about. And God forbid I have the brightness all the way up, thats about as energy friendly as driving a motor home up a hill in traffic.

Welcome to the Bush League guy who comes up with batter life estimates.

Btw in the time it took me to write this my battery went from 74% (2 hours 52 minutes) to 70% (2 hours 29 minutes) and it definitely didn’t take me 23 minutes to write this.

Eighth pick

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 01:11:00 -0400

Well for some reason I totally forgot to write yesterday, which is totally bush league. But anywayssss, todays draft pick is the water at my grandparents house smells like its fresh from the egg farm. They have like soft or hard water or something like that which means there’s tons of sulfur in the water. Sulfur = arse smell. So i come out of the shower feeling no better than before. So I’m trying to take as few showers as I can.

So welcome to the Bush League smelly water.

Lucky numba 7

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:38:00 -0400

My seventh draft pick is “splinters”

That some bik was stuck in the bottom of my foot alllll day today, and I was not a fan. I thought I got it out this morning, butttt i found out later that is was still stuck. After some redneck surgery I finally popped out this chunk of something the size of a grain of sand. Little bastard

Welcome to the Bush League foot splinter

6th pick

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:00:35 -0400

My sixth draft pick is being way too friggin full.

There is nothing worse than sitting somewhere feeling like you’re a coke can that got shook for a hour. I ate way to much today and I wanted to pop. I was basically humpty dumpty, except I wanted to fall off the wall so I could crack open and the contents of my stomach could get out of me. At least I wasn’t hungry. :)

But welcome to the Bush League food baby

uhhhh

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 23:42:03 -0400

nothing was bush league, kinda disappointing. I guess there not being anything bush league, is bush league itsself.

Welcome to the bush league non-bush league day

4th draft pick

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 11:43:00 -0400

I couldn’t make a draft yesterday so I’m going to have two today.

Todays first draft is “Semi trucks blind spots”

I drove for six hours yesterday and while I was doing that a semi decides he wants to signal for two seconds and fly on over th exactly where I was. So I have to slam on the brakes to avoid being smushed by that behemoth. Cause SEMI>altima. Luckily I’m still alive to enjoy my week in Iowa

Welcome to the Bush League Semi drive that almost ran me over.

3rd draft pick

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:37:44 -0400

My 3rd draft pick is “people acting like their right to sound cool”

To whom this may concern: It does not take 15 minutes to get to Dick’s Sporting Goods from Lakesite/Soddy are unless you drive a race car or own a jet. Google maps says its at least 25 minutes from my house and I live on Hixson pike. You went to Soddy Middle, which would mean you’re zoned out there which in turn would increase the time it would take you to get to Dick’s. Which is an appropriate name for somewhere you’d be going. Just cause you’re walking with your girl friend doesn’t mean you have to be a douche bag when I’m asking a simple question dumoz.

Welcome to the bush league “To whom it may concern” (btw its one specific person)

The second draft pick is Bailey T. changing my status to...

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:58:02 -0400

The second draft pick is Bailey T. changing my status to “I <3 boys” after I forgot to log out of facebook on her iPhone. The worst part about that she conveniently did it on “National Coming Out Week”, what are the chances?

Welcome to the bush league Bailey T.

1st bush league draft!

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 21:17:32 -0400

Number 1 draft pick is:

GETTING HOMEWORK OVER FALL BREAK. That is the dumbest thing ever. Why would you give me a “break” if you’re gunna make me do work? I don’t bust my balls for nine weeks to get a week of school away from home. Adults don’t take vacation to get so the have a change in scenery to do work. Oh well, I’ll enjoy my week to the fullest.

Welcome to the Bush League “Getting homework over fall break”