Todays pick would have to be I stepped in cat throw up.
I don’t enjoy in the least bit stepping in the land mines that my cats love to leave. It suck royally to be walking along all find and dandy, totally oblivious to the dangers ahead, pounding your feet into the hard wood then BAM! planting all five little piggies into mushy, warm, kitten kaboodle. It was in the kitchen so in a fraction of a second I had to look at what I stepped in prior to me putting my foot down and smushing the yak even further into my pores. As soon I know it’s throw up I have to hobble on down the hall so I can wash it off. I think I’m going to start throwing up on the beach and covering it in a thin layer of sand and watch some poor, helpless, soul step right into my trap. HAHAHAAH
But welcome to the Bush League Kelso/Kilo/Diddy/ Tinker Bell. One of you didn’t clean up a mess.